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Sunday, March 1, 2020

Winning - February 2020

Keeping track of the GOP and Trump Administration:
  • Trump's big, beautiful, strong, impenetrable wall. The wind blows over one section, other sections will need open storm gates.
  • 02/01 - The Arab League unanimously rejects the Trump/Kushner peace plan for the Israel-Palestine situation. That didn't take long.
  • 02/11 - At one of Trump's pep rallies in New Hampshire, he confuses Concord, New Hampshire with Concord, Massachusetts. He's a history and jeography jenius.  
  • Both Houses pass resolutions limiting Trump's ability to take military action against Iran. 
  • A federal judge orders a halt to work on the DOD-Microsoft JEDI contract pending legal action by Amazon.
  • 02/13 - Barr Says Attacks From Trump Make Work ‘Impossible’. Will Barr survive criticizing the King?
  • 02/18 - Trump declares himself the Chief Law Enforcement Officer. So, can we eliminate the Attorney General?
  • 02/20 - Trump's best buddy Roger Stone is sentenced to 40 months in prison. 
  • 02/24 - During Trump’s trip to India, he proved that he can mispronounce words in any language.
  • 02/27 - Trump appoints medical expert VP Mike Pence to be the Coronavirus Czar. Pence will pray the virus away. 
  • 02/28 - A federal appeals court blocks Trump's "stay in Mexico" border policy. 
  • 02/29 - The Dow dropped 2,990 points in February, -3,548 YTD. Don't blame Trump though. He only takes credit for the Dow when it goes up. 
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